Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.
25 Comments
comics
2017 comics.
Brainslip ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Sos… people say mean things to you… buts it's funny? TODD: Selkie, do you remember the times we've talked about not letting insults get to you? It's like that. SELKIE: Likes when people call me names. AMANDA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Amanda did a klonk
Gotta laugh it off, sometimes. ↓ TranscriptMARTA: Heeeey, fam. Sorry I'm late. I backtracked to give a seamstress an earful. MARTA: … Wait. Todd has his "Is Murder Legal Yet?" face. What happened? STEVE: Oh, somebody at another table was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Came this close to mentioning a dryer in panel 4.
↓ TranscriptTODD (VO): Excuse me, folks? TODD: Could I ask you to keep the conversation to yourselves, please? TODD: We're trying to absorb ambiance, not ignorance. MARI: You know, Theo, I’ve always found it grossly distasteful when people feel like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
To paraphrase Harold Zoid, "For the love of god, somebody throw a chair!"
Will update with colors later, I spent too much time fine-tuning the amount of garbage in the dialogue. ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Ugh! Bleargh! GROOOSSSSS! KAREN: You know, I think it’s just SHAMEFUL when people feel like they need to make a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mouse cursor wavering indecisively over the "disable comments" button
Yuck ↓ TranscriptSTEVE: Okay, well, now I'm curious. How'd you like to try this with that popper? STEVE: Raspberry Chipotle. Don't under estimate it because it sounds sweet. The sugars bind to the spicy oils, and makes an edible napalm.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sweet things taste like hot garbage to sarnothi
Amanda likes sharp flavors. ↓ TranscriptTRACY: Here you go, folks. Chicken fingers, two cheesey mushrooms, and some jalapeno poppers. AMANDA: May I try a popper? SELKIE: Woah, waits, I was jokings! AMANDA eats a jalapeno popper. Her eyes pop open.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Regarding the cheddar or cream cheese question: yes.
Do it. DO IT. ↓ TranscriptTRACY: Oh, uh, yeah sure, shrooms and strips, no problem sir. TODD: Thank you. TODD: …Make it two mushrooms. And some jalapeno poppers for the hooligans. THEO: Hooligans, he says! Thought I taught you to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
jalapeno poppers with ghost sauce and habanero cream cheese filling. Bliss.
The server has a name in the transcript but I dunno yet if she warrants a tag. My character tags are pretty bloated right now as is. -EDIT- Font embiggened. I’m playing with different scaling methods, and miscalculated how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I've been unreasonably obsessed with sidecuts for a couple months now, finally found an excuse to put one in the comic.
That Guy We Saw One Time Several Months Ago. (Marta makes periodic solo-trips) ↓ TranscriptTODD: Hey there family. MARI: Oh, good, you made it. You can take over Hooligan-Sitting duty for me. SELKIE AND AMANDA: Grandma! MARI: Well, hello, girls![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tried a new process on this strip. It took longer and yielded a final product that was indistinguishable from the old one anyway. ...Not all experiments are winners.
