Knife Monopoly is invented by this person. ↓ TranscriptTODD: Thanks for dinner, guys. MARI: Oh, you know it's our pleasure, dear. MARI: Now, I want you to be sure to bring everone by this weekend for a game night[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Noon-ish… still technically Monday. >_> ↓ TranscriptMARI (VO): So, while we're on the subject of the wedding, I'm just curious Marta, why you're having it so far from home. MARTA (VO): Well, Mom, Steve's family is in Michigan, it's going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptTODD: Well, Selkie has my okay, but I need to confirm with Amanda’s mother. AMANDA: WHAT?! I can’t go?! TODD: I didn’t say that. But your mother has a right to be talked to first. AMANDA: Oooorrrrrrrr, we could[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Marta being extra sometimes Best I can say about today’s lateness is, discharge your static buildup before you fidget with your flash drive.
Brainslip ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Sos… people say mean things to you… buts it's funny? TODD: Selkie, do you remember the times we've talked about not letting insults get to you? It's like that. SELKIE: Likes when people call me names. AMANDA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Gotta laugh it off, sometimes. ↓ TranscriptMARTA: Heeeey, fam. Sorry I'm late. I backtracked to give a seamstress an earful. MARTA: … Wait. Todd has his "Is Murder Legal Yet?" face. What happened? STEVE: Oh, somebody at another table was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptTODD (VO): Excuse me, folks? TODD: Could I ask you to keep the conversation to yourselves, please? TODD: We're trying to absorb ambiance, not ignorance. MARI: You know, Theo, I’ve always found it grossly distasteful when people feel like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Will update with colors later, I spent too much time fine-tuning the amount of garbage in the dialogue. ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Ugh! Bleargh! GROOOSSSSS! KAREN: You know, I think it’s just SHAMEFUL when people feel like they need to make a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yuck ↓ TranscriptSTEVE: Okay, well, now I'm curious. How'd you like to try this with that popper? STEVE: Raspberry Chipotle. Don't under estimate it because it sounds sweet. The sugars bind to the spicy oils, and makes an edible napalm.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
