Knife Monopoly is invented by this person. ↓ TranscriptTODD: Thanks for dinner, guys. MARI: Oh, you know it's our pleasure, dear. MARI: Now, I want you to be sure to bring everone by this weekend for a game night[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Noon-ish… still technically Monday. >_> ↓ TranscriptMARI (VO): So, while we're on the subject of the wedding, I'm just curious Marta, why you're having it so far from home. MARTA (VO): Well, Mom, Steve's family is in Michigan, it's going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Freshwater beach. Sarnothi can’t handle saltwater anymore than we can. -2/24/2021 edit: my apologies for updating the website so belatedly after the Twitter and Facebook, but I do need to let everyone know that today Selkie will be up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Brainslip ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Sos… people say mean things to you… buts it's funny? TODD: Selkie, do you remember the times we've talked about not letting insults get to you? It's like that. SELKIE: Likes when people call me names. AMANDA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptTODD (VO): Excuse me, folks? TODD: Could I ask you to keep the conversation to yourselves, please? TODD: We're trying to absorb ambiance, not ignorance. MARI: You know, Theo, I’ve always found it grossly distasteful when people feel like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Will update with colors later, I spent too much time fine-tuning the amount of garbage in the dialogue. ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Ugh! Bleargh! GROOOSSSSS! KAREN: You know, I think it’s just SHAMEFUL when people feel like they need to make a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yuck ↓ TranscriptSTEVE: Okay, well, now I'm curious. How'd you like to try this with that popper? STEVE: Raspberry Chipotle. Don't under estimate it because it sounds sweet. The sugars bind to the spicy oils, and makes an edible napalm.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Amanda likes sharp flavors. ↓ TranscriptTRACY: Here you go, folks. Chicken fingers, two cheesey mushrooms, and some jalapeno poppers. AMANDA: May I try a popper? SELKIE: Woah, waits, I was jokings! AMANDA eats a jalapeno popper. Her eyes pop open.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do it. DO IT. ↓ TranscriptTRACY: Oh, uh, yeah sure, shrooms and strips, no problem sir. TODD: Thank you. TODD: …Make it two mushrooms. And some jalapeno poppers for the hooligans. THEO: Hooligans, he says! Thought I taught you to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
