Gotta laugh it off, sometimes. ↓ TranscriptMARTA: Heeeey, fam. Sorry I'm late. I backtracked to give a seamstress an earful. MARTA: … Wait. Todd has his "Is Murder Legal Yet?" face. What happened? STEVE: Oh, somebody at another table was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
↓ TranscriptTODD (VO): Excuse me, folks? TODD: Could I ask you to keep the conversation to yourselves, please? TODD: We're trying to absorb ambiance, not ignorance. MARI: You know, Theo, I’ve always found it grossly distasteful when people feel like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Will update with colors later, I spent too much time fine-tuning the amount of garbage in the dialogue. ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Ugh! Bleargh! GROOOSSSSS! KAREN: You know, I think it’s just SHAMEFUL when people feel like they need to make a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yuck ↓ TranscriptSTEVE: Okay, well, now I'm curious. How'd you like to try this with that popper? STEVE: Raspberry Chipotle. Don't under estimate it because it sounds sweet. The sugars bind to the spicy oils, and makes an edible napalm.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Amanda likes sharp flavors. ↓ TranscriptTRACY: Here you go, folks. Chicken fingers, two cheesey mushrooms, and some jalapeno poppers. AMANDA: May I try a popper? SELKIE: Woah, waits, I was jokings! AMANDA eats a jalapeno popper. Her eyes pop open.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do it. DO IT. ↓ TranscriptTRACY: Oh, uh, yeah sure, shrooms and strips, no problem sir. TODD: Thank you. TODD: …Make it two mushrooms. And some jalapeno poppers for the hooligans. THEO: Hooligans, he says! Thought I taught you to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The server has a name in the transcript but I dunno yet if she warrants a tag. My character tags are pretty bloated right now as is. -EDIT- Font embiggened. I’m playing with different scaling methods, and miscalculated how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
That Guy We Saw One Time Several Months Ago. (Marta makes periodic solo-trips) ↓ TranscriptTODD: Hey there family. MARI: Oh, good, you made it. You can take over Hooligan-Sitting duty for me. SELKIE AND AMANDA: Grandma! MARI: Well, hello, girls![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Life be like that sometimes (1-29-2021 update of Selkie will be postponed until tomorrow due to sick day.) ↓ TranscriptSelkie: Amanda, it's fines. I'm nots mad at you. I barely ever think abouts eating your face anymore. Amanda: Barely?![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
LackofspacesbetweenwordsmeanstalkinglikeSonictheHedgehogruns. — Fanart update! Maryssa sent me a drawing of Selkie and Amanda wear the hypothetical lime green and tangerine dresses: Thank you, Maryssa! ↓ TranscriptSelkie: So, you'res really into this. It's a bigs deal, huh? Amanda: Yeah![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
