Pew pew ↓ TranscriptLOCATION: Recess AMANDA: I still say we should have tried to torture Tehk a little SELKIE: Next times. TE FAHN: Cans we please PLEASE not talk likes that? GEORGE: Aaaw, they don't mean it. TE FAHN: I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today's commentary gonna be cringey, just warning you. So, this scene is a bit of a meta joke to myself. Specifically the part about Te Fahn not knowing the right word for "cousin". In my first drafts of the whole introduction of Te Fahn and Tehk, I had a bit written up where George starts developing his crush on Te Fahn and Te Fahn introduced Tehk as her "betrothed". The intent being to do a Comical Misunderstanding setup where she meant to say "cousin" but got the english words mixed up, and George thought Tehk and Te Fahn liked each other so he went off a-sulking... and that's as far as the idea got, because while working that out I decided to axe the entire Comical Misunderstanding concept, because I had forgotten to account for the fact the characters are only in the eight-to-nine year old range. Way too young for jokes about betrothals and such. I also don't really want to imply that sarnothi society has betrothals as a regular thing, because they don't. The whole concept was just creating trouble that nobody needed.
Universal word ↓ TranscriptTE FAHN: Um, I'm sorry, buts… what's a "bridesmaid"? KEISHA: They stand around and look pretty. TEHK: What? Who told them they're "pretty"? MINA: Tehk! That is inexcuseable. SELKIE: Murder? AMANDA: Murder. SELKIE AND AMANDA: MURDER!!! MINA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They chose “Tell” ↓ TranscriptMINA: Okay, it's Show and Tell day. Would anyone like to go first? SELKIE AND AMANDA: WE DO WE DO WE DO WE DO! MINA: Oh, my! Such enthusiasm! Go ahead, girls. SELKIE: So, we haves[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I envy today's youth being able to go on road trips in an era where portable game systems and smart phones exist.
Tehk no ↓ TranscriptAMANDA: If youMUST know, I’m writing a story. TEHK: OH, those. Yeah, you said that in Show and Tell I think. TEHK: Is that what you’re sharing today? SELKIE: Nope! We're co-sharing. AMANDA: BIG thing. Huge SELKIE:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.
Tehk’s shirt says “F-“ ↓ TranscriptLocation Tag: Marla B. Sanderson Elementary The Next Day SELKIE: Good morning! AMANDA: 'Sup? SELKIE: Dad saids he found a murder movie that might work for you. AMANDA: Excellent… TEHK: Did someone say MURDER?! AMANDA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Good may come of this, but it's not really likely.
Diabolical in it’s simplicity ↓ TranscriptTODD: So, did you know Miss Flower ives in Amanda's building? SELKIE: Yeah, she's mentioned it. SELKIE: I thinks it's part of her big secret plan! TODD: Oh? Miss Flower has a plan, huh? SELKIE:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Either Selkie has watched too many cartoons that treats teachers like great and terrible evils upon the freedom of children, or I have.
“I need to learn how to get away with things.” “… Go to your room.” ↓ TranscriptTODD: So, Amanda. How would you feel about coming by and hanging out on Friday nights? AMANDA: Yeah!! That’d be great! AMANDA: Can we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thinking of basing the movie they watch on Knives Out. Such an enjoyable film about a terrible dysfunctional mess.
WHAT A TWIST ↓ TranscriptAMANDA'S STORY: Cindy walked to the street. She looked both ways for cars drving past then she went to Floras house. Flora was Cindys oldest friend. She would know how to help find the killer. Flora[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I almost hand wrote everyuthing in my real hadnwriting, but Ive been advised against further warcrimes.
A master work of subtlety ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Okay sos, what’s the plan? Cookies? AMANDA: Naw, I don’t see any chocolate-chip. SELKIE: Veggie Chips? AMANDA: Eeew, gross. SELKIE: Hot Bombs? AMANDA: No, but I may try those later. SELKIE: Mister Tennis[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
