How else do they know when kids are getting up to something in class? Psychic network is the only answer.

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ANDI: Are you sure about this "screeching" thing?

AMANDA: Mom...

AMANDA: Can we just go home, please? I really don't feel good.

ANDI. Sure, kiddo. Of course. Todd, just text me what I need to know, okay?

TODD (VO): Sure thing. You got it.

ANDI: Right... see ya.

TODD (quietly): Damn. Saved by the bell.

[A PANEL FULL OF PEOPLE STANDING AROUND STARING]

JESSIE: Heeeeeeey! Heard you weren't feeling good! Thought I'd... see how that was?

AMANDA: How did YOU hear that?

JESSIE: Uhhh... TEACHER PSYCHIC NETWORK?!

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