Selkie 2122 Jan19 by Dave on January 19, 2026 at 5:52 am Chapter: comics The kale was true └ Tags: Selkie, Todd
The cake is a lie but chips are very real.
(Second panel, speech bubble “Do you want to talk about how that feels” might work a trifle better if the pointer didn’t point at Selkie, making it appear like she is talking.)
Mister Scar is going to be paying for his sins soon
parental multitasking
The best lies are the ones composed mostly of the truth.
Kale is not real. It is a horror story created by parents to make the kids finish their broccoli.
You know how they found a cultivar of Brussels sprouts that didn’t taste like farts, and now Brussels sprouts are delicious?
They didn’t find one for kale.
(Incidentally, I recently tried pickled mustard greens from my local Asian market. They’re delicious but they definitely taste a bit like farts.)