Colluding to prevent the free expression of mischief. Tsk tsk.

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TODD: Okay, girls. Grandpa and I are done talking. Go get ready for the shop.

TODD: But no more talking about things that we made VERY SERIOUS PROMISES not to talk about. Clear?

SELKIE: Yes, Dads.

AMANDA: I promise, Daddy! I'd NEVER blab about secret stuff! Promise!

ANDI: ...For the record, Amanda just got done bragging about how good she is at sweet-talking her way out of trouble.

AMANDA: I liked you guys better when you weren't working together. Embrace dysfunction!

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.