Happy Saturday
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AVERY: Hello again. Glad to see you all made it.
AVERY: We're to go directly to the meeting room. Bear in mind that this is a government facility, so if you have need to leave the meeting room you will be required to have a chaperone.
AVERY: We're going down the hall. This way, please.
ANDI: God. This isn't the X-Files place, is it?
AVERY: No, that's the FBI. Also, not real anymore.
AVERY(VO): This building is the center for all operations related to Sarnoth.
TODD: Huh. I kind of thought it was just you and Then handling that.
AVERY: Todd I can tell you, without breaking my own NDAs, that when a foreign sovereignty performs a display of firepower over American air space in full view of the public? It warrants a reprioritizing of personnel distribution.
AVERY: We're to go directly to the meeting room. Bear in mind that this is a government facility, so if you have need to leave the meeting room you will be required to have a chaperone.
AVERY: We're going down the hall. This way, please.
ANDI: God. This isn't the X-Files place, is it?
AVERY: No, that's the FBI. Also, not real anymore.
AVERY(VO): This building is the center for all operations related to Sarnoth.
TODD: Huh. I kind of thought it was just you and Then handling that.
AVERY: Todd I can tell you, without breaking my own NDAs, that when a foreign sovereignty performs a display of firepower over American air space in full view of the public? It warrants a reprioritizing of personnel distribution.
The X-Files were retired from use after the lizard people took control of the Illuminati and decided to prevent any further investigations into their covert wizard schools.
“Also, not real anymore” – what a wonderful off the cuff remark.
It had to get moved when a TV show came out from leaked sources.
I came here to remark on the “anymore” but I got ninja’d.
Also, just how tall is Agent Brown anyways? He’s towering over everybody.
Hes not in the same space on the plane in panel 2 as the others
It’s simple. The hallway is lit by TOP SECRET alien light; it not only causes everything a few meters away to be monochrome outlines, but it also inverts local perspective so that the person standing furthest away appears to be tallest.
‘Warrants a reprioritizing of personnel distribution’ really feels like a fancy government way of saying ‘Someone up top realized that we didn’t know how bad the situation could get’
That casual “anymore” is lovely.
Also his final line…ah, yeah. That’d make some waves.
It also implies an expedited promotion schedule to the personnel who had already been distributed to that particular priority.
I understand the lizard people and the Illuminati, but where do the Jewish space lasers come in?
They’re to zap anyone who gets too close to the edge of the planet. Can’t have the Freemasons’ textbooks getting declared inaccurate, you know.
“Not real anymore.”
Oh? Do go on.
Curious what this is a branch of if not the FBI. Surely not the military… CIA? It is officially a separate, sovereign, nation… On that note, does Canada know about them? They share a boarder with the lake. If any other country would/should know about them it’s Canada. Ooo. Will they join the UN? That could be fun. I wonder what the other countries of the world are thinking about all this. Surely they noticed the beam, assuming they’re still unaware of Sarnoth.
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Wow this got complicated fast. It’s only that one building is it? lol This could turn into some Tom Clancy stuff real fast.
as they would be essentially a sovereign nation within the US of native peoples… BIA would be my guess. Bureau Indigenous Affairs.
Yes thats a real agency of the US government. they handle all US.gov and Indigenous persons. lands ect, The US government wouldn’t create a new agency they would use the internal structures already in place. THEY MIGHT perform an infusion of personnel from Boarder patrol and Immigration Naturalization and Dept of State, for those that wish to leave the reservation.
Though under the Indian Citizen ship act of 1924 they would probably be automatically citizens. Canada Has a Very similar law. They MAY be granted Dual Citizenship of Canada And the US and would also be covered under the 1794 Jay Treaty.
(= But thats just a working theory.
Oh I neglected Dept of Interior… Which is the Cabinet level supervisory group for BIA.
For references…
https://www.ptla.org/border-crossing-rights-jay-treaty
https://www.cbc.ca/archives/entry/diefenbaker-and-the-native-vote
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Citizenship_Act
https://www.bia.gov/
Ceptin’ they not Indians. BIA (Bureau of Indian Affairs or as we sometimes prefer to call them, Boss Indians Around or Bureau of Incompetent A&!$!@# regulate only original inhabitants of lands now USA whose land got reappropriated.
@Little? That would include the sarnothi. SPECIFICALLY
If they were BIA, there’d be a clear display of arrogance combined with gross incompetence. That wouldn’t prove they are BIA rather than some federal agency, but the BIA seems to be more consistent in this than most agencies.
“ took control of the Illuminati and decided to prevent any further investigations into their covert wizard schools.”
I thought that was the Rosacrusians or the templars or the free Masons or something???
Reminds me of the FBI agent that was on Reddit for an “ask me anything”.
Someone asked about area 51 and they responded it was there just to keep you away from area 52.
Everybody wants to know about area 51, but nobody ever asks about areas 1 through 50.
Ok it took be a couple pages to realize, but… did she seriously dye her hair for this? Like… Ok, I know some people dye their hair as a way of expression and it can be done to calm them down but… How long did they give them? Todd said he would take the kids for breakfast. Most people I know who dye their hair takes HOURS to bleach and color. She was not already bleached before either, so that level of color would not happen. If it were just a bit of color, ok, but not a whole head of color. While I understand her needing some time to compose herself, unless he was talking 9pm for this meeting there is no way she’d have time for that. Plus if that were the case, that would be horrible on the kids to be expected to attend 9pm meeting. Let alone if she did, how kind of unhealthy of a response for a parent to need THAT long of a time away from their kid in a situation where they should be there FOR their kid.
Like, yes I know suspension of disbelief to some extent but… i don’t know, this kind of struck a nerve that if looked at realistically really does not reflect well on Andi.
Yes you’re overthinking. She uses temporary hair color, washes out and pretty fast to apply. She’s got pretty light hair so bleaching wouldn’t be needed to put in a dark temp color