My parents have a labrador who is completely and unapologetically food-motivated. I think she and Selkie would get along.

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ANDI: Jesus Christ. It's literally a big featureless government brick.

ANDI: I'm a bit skeeved out by this whole thing. A lot skeeved. ALL the skeeved.

TODD: It'll be okay, Andi. I've been doing this for months now. It gets easier.

SELKIE: Alls I know is I gets to skip school, I gets second breakfast, ANDS I gets to ask about Echo stuff. This place is now my favorite brick.

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.