He’ll know… — Fanart update! I’m a bit late in sharing this, but Tailsteak from Forward chose Selkie as an Inktober subject a bit back. Thank you, Tailsteak! (Content notice: comic contains anxiety, prostitutes, and philosophy.)
"please don't get me fire, please don't get me fired"
Alternate dialogue for the last panel that I cut because I couldn't see Keisha knowing the reference: "Are you sure she didn't get scared because you always talk like you just launched the bomb thirty-five minutes ago?"
Had to tweak dialogue for the last panel. Original line was a dark joke that I found funny, but decided it wasn't tonally appropriate. "Last time I got in trouble, Mom was so mad she said next time she'd throw me a Donner Party." For my non-American readers, TLDR: it's a cannibalism joke.