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by Dave
on October 31, 2016
at 5:26 am
In which Todd knows when to pick his battles
Just grab some forks to act as lances and run right at each other, it'll be fine.
by Dave
on October 17, 2016
at 12:55 am
She’ll never be able to enjoy Earl Grey properly that way.
Oh uuhhhhh christ I put half the characters in green shirts and the kitchen is a green background RIP my life.
by Dave
on October 14, 2016
at 12:54 am
It’s not Christmas until the kids earn a new life regret.
At one point the food of choice was sour candies, but I decided fresh-brew lemonade was better because I'm very thirsty.
by Dave
on October 11, 2016
at 11:29 pm
Internet is out and won’t be fixed until tomorriw. Was drawing strip planning to use phone to upload, only to remember to late that I can’t email it to myself and iPhones can’t drag-drop onto them directly. So… sorry, gotta[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I used to have a sweet tooth before I gave up soda, now I lean more towards full-flavored zesty-spicy things,.
by Dave
on October 10, 2016
at 12:27 am
I like undercooked pancakes and bananas so black they're almost zombified.
by Dave
on October 3, 2016
at 12:03 am
C’mon Dad, they just want to learn some wicked sick bare-handed murder maneuvers.
"Selkie sweetie, if you ever get kidnapped by ninjas you have my permission to spit on all of them right in their eyes."
by Dave
on September 30, 2016
at 12:47 am
Being called a punk is very serious business when you’re fourteen.
Todd has three false teeth due to these kinds of scuffles.
by Dave
on September 28, 2016
at 12:23 am
Or is the opposite of cry "calm"? I forget.
by Dave
on September 18, 2016
at 11:47 pm
I actually get dizzy pretty easily in real life but I used to love spinning in circles as a kid. Go figure.