Is this the real life? Or a science-fantasy? ↓ TranscriptAVERY: The meeting is at this office at nine. You have until then to shower, dress. Collect yourselves. AVERY (VO): See you four there. THE DOOR CLOSES. THIS WAS AN IMPORTANT[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I'm probably goiong to skip to the meeting and not do a scene of banter in the drive through, but only because right now I am very mad at whoever continuously fails to service McDonald's ice cream machines.
Been awhile since I pulled “colors later” shenanigans but… yeh. Colors will be added later in the evening. -added- ↓ TranscriptAVERY: At this point, I feel it’d be best if we re-convened elsewhere for an official meeting. ANDI: W-wait.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
50% chance of destruction. Decent odds. -3am Edit- I couldn’t sleep and I’ve been going through some tutorials on Unreal Engine, so I thought I’d try making a sarnothi house. ↓ TranscriptANDI: Can I get a moment to process this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The difference between a tool and a weapon is intent.
↓ TranscriptAVERY: Miss McClellan, please calm yourself. You risk scaring the children. ANDI: ERK! AVERY (VO): I understand youhave a lot of concerns, and I promise you I will answer them as best I can. But, as I'm sure you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Soured fast ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Mmm mm mm. La da dee. TODD: I'm glad ONE of us is in a good mood. SELKIE: Why wouldn'ts I be?! Today's already a FANTASTIC day! SELKIE: No school! Get to just watch cartoons all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.
Technically she wasn’t under NDA when she saw that. Just saying. ↓ TranscriptANDI: Why do I need an NDA to know about my OWN DAUGHTER'S health? AVERY: Here's what I can tell you. AVERY (VO): What I've been informed you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes the balance in a Selkie strip between realism and "It Made Dave Laugh" is precarious and fragile
↓ TranscriptAVERY: May I talk to Todd, briefly? ANDI: You gonna hack my phone, or something? AVERY: No, that's not my department. We have drama-mongering twenty-somethings for that. ANDI: … Speaker phone. Ten seconds. Go. AVERY: Todd, this is Avery.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
…We won’t tell Jessie she said that. ↓ TranscriptANDI: Todd… use small words… pretend I'm INCREDIBLY stupid… and explain to me WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT BARRETTE?! TODD (VO): Um… what happened? ANDI: TODD MARION SMITH! Amanda woke[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Technically this means I've dropped an f-bomb in the comic.
Benny’s poor ribs are being jostled so much ↓ TranscriptAvery: Sorry to keep you all waiting. Avery: Did we miss anything interesting? Todd: Benny asked out the twins. Carrie: Oh! G-Goods for y-you! W-which ones? Todd: He asked out BOTH[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Revenge will come, Selkie. You'll be thirteen one day. Revenge will come...
