Quick site maintenance note, I’ve removed the google ad’s auto-placement feature and reverted to static ad blocks, so they don’t keep jumbling around the comments. Sorry it took me awhile to get that fixed, I was exploring options to see if I could make the auto-placement work, but the reversion ended up being the most reliable fix. Thank you everyone who sent me feedback on it.

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SELKIE: What do you think they're talking abouts?

AMANDA: You think they’re talking?

SELKIE: Oh, yeah.

AMANDA: I bet the laser scared them.

SELKIE: ...It scareds me too.

AMANDA: ...Yeah.

AMANDA: Hey, uh, Selkie...


AMANDA: Did I... ever actually say "I'm Sorry"?

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.