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MARI: Okay, folks. The Boy may live. We have reached an accord.

MARI: Theo, where did e put that old "Book of Baby Names"?

TODD: Oh, lord...

MARI: But enough about that! How are YOU, my sweethearts?! What's new in your lives?

SELKIE: Lasers!

MARI: Well, at least that wasn't followed with "blowing stuff up". ...Yet.

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.