We will talk about this. This is a threat.

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ANDI: So, what are you actually going to tell them?

TODD: Something trimmed down. I think I have an idea of what I can say that's within guidelines.

MARI: MY BABIES!!!! What happened?!

THEO: Oh they look fine.

MARI: Theo, I have been SO WORRIED!

MARI: Todd, what was that about "bad news"?

TODD: Oh just something to get your attention.

MARI: Girls, make yourselves comfortable. The Boy and I need to discuss the YEARS of my LIFE that have just been stress-deleted.

TODD: Love you too, Mom.

The ol' ear-grab