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SELKIE: Mmm mm mm. La da dee.

TODD: I'm glad ONE of us is in a good mood.

SELKIE: Why wouldn'ts I be?! Today's already a FANTASTIC day!

SELKIE: No school! Get to just watch cartoons all day!

SELKIE: Lookin' cute! Feelin' great!

SELKIE: Today is gonna be AWESOMES. BELIEVE IT!

AVERY: Good morning. Happy Friday. Amanda's already figured out eye lasers.

TODD: Nnnhh... Nnngg. NNHHHGGNNN!

SELKIE: Oh, WHAT the HELL even IS this day?!

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.