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TODD (VO): Excuse me, folks?

TODD: Could I ask you to keep the conversation to yourselves, please?

TODD: We're trying to absorb ambiance, not ignorance.

MARI: You know, Theo, I’ve always found it grossly distasteful when people feel like they need to interject their opinions into the conversations of others.

THEO: I agree. Crass and classless.

KAREN: Hmmph!

SELKIE: Is... is this a fight? It feels like a fight, but there's no yellings.

AMANDA: Uuuugh, adults always do things the BORING way.

To paraphrase Harold Zoid, "For the love of god, somebody throw a chair!"