Life be like that sometimes


(1-29-2021 update of Selkie will be postponed until tomorrow due to sick day.)

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Selkie: Amanda, it's fines. I'm nots mad at you. I barely ever think abouts eating your face anymore.

Amanda: Barely?!

Seamstress: So, is it okay if I ask what they’re talking about?

Todd: The sarnothi girl is my daughter by adoption. The redhead used to be her school bully. We later found out the redhead is also my estranged biological daughter, which made the former rivals into sisters, and they've been working on their relationship since then.

Seamstress: Really?

Todd: Yes, ma'am.

Seamstress: BWA HA HA HA!

Seamstress: Oh my lord! It's right out of a soap opera! Oh, that's funny. You should take up comedy, sir.

Selkie: Why's she laughing?

Todd: Sometimes people react to serious things with laughter.

Marta: The absurdity of life is it's own punchline.

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.