I’ve been getting the Thursday comics done at the wire the last couple weeks. Tomorrow (well, today since this will post on Thursday) I finish my final exams. One of my summer goals is to try and get ahead on the webcomic again. But yay, summer! 😀

I used to work phone support for a cable company, and have done cold-calls for market research surveys. So I feel I’ve earned the right to make telemarketer jokes. Soldier on, brave comrades! Remember to keep your helmet on and your head down. Some of the more virulent slurs use hollow-point rounds.

Oh, and NEVER utter the phrase “please calm down.” That will be the death of you.

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.