You get back in that bag right now, Cat. —– New FanArt time! It’s a good week for hand-crafted gifts: Bethany from Ragamuffin Stitchery made me Pants! I love him Bethany, thank you!
Hefting a battleaxe like that WOULD explain why Goldilocks needed to eat through three bowls of porridge. Just saying.
The little woodcutter’s girl and the Three Bears joined forces against Big Bad Evil. —– Got another fanart to share! DSHigsby made a real life version of Sai Fen’s Maiden and the Eel statue: Thank you so much for making[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The theme song of Goldilocks: Bear Rider is two minutes of speed metal layered with real bear growls.
Gotta confess something, this bit was originally going to be more Selkmanda bickering, but a couple comics back somebody made mention of Amanda’s propensity for motion sickness and it hit me: she gotta puke. Sorry, Bounce House Employees I Refuse[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
See also: Hork, Hwarf, Bworrgh, and Yyyynghhughhllllll
Just a reminder, Andi has not yet been told certain things. Reference: https://selkiecomic.com/comic/selkie1009/ Also, just in case there are those unfamiliar with the Bible who may not get the last panel: Andi is referring to the Book of Revelation,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
And lo, a great beast did fall from the sky, a fury of steel and flame crashing upon the land. It stood upon many legs, brandishing a different weapon in it's many arms. Astride this beast, mounting it with the ease of a conquering warlord, stood The Destroyer. The Herald of the Apocalypse. The Destroyer spoke in a mighty voice, which flew across the land in a peal of thunder that all may hear and witness the great proclamation: "BASKS IN THE GLORY OFS DOCTOR TERRORHAMMER!!"
