I’m back, and I’m bringing threats of lymericks. ↓ TranscriptTHEO: Heeey, Selkie! MARI: Where'd you pop off too? SELKIE: I saw another sarnothi ands wanteds to say hello. THEO: Oh, a new friend? Very nice! SELKIE: Yeahs! Mights get to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.
Knife Monopoly is invented by this person. ↓ TranscriptTODD: Thanks for dinner, guys. MARI: Oh, you know it's our pleasure, dear. MARI: Now, I want you to be sure to bring everone by this weekend for a game night[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Haggling in Knife Monopoly will cost you an arm and a leg.
Gotta laugh it off, sometimes. ↓ TranscriptMARTA: Heeeey, fam. Sorry I'm late. I backtracked to give a seamstress an earful. MARTA: … Wait. Todd has his "Is Murder Legal Yet?" face. What happened? STEVE: Oh, somebody at another table was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yuck ↓ TranscriptSTEVE: Okay, well, now I'm curious. How'd you like to try this with that popper? STEVE: Raspberry Chipotle. Don't under estimate it because it sounds sweet. The sugars bind to the spicy oils, and makes an edible napalm.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…