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by Dave
on November 20, 2017
at 3:20 am
Gotta check your clearance papers a bit better, Selkie.
"This Little Light of Mine", for those unfamiliar with it, is a children's church song. Here is a sample of it (albeit one that's a lot more fun to listen too than the ones I got to sing along with as a kid): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXiddJlR2cA
by Dave
on November 17, 2017
at 3:34 am
Selkie’s channeling her inner Luan Loud.
ba-dum-psh-BWONG CRASH SMASH Oh god there's fire WHY IS THERE FIRE
by Dave
on November 15, 2017
at 3:27 am
The judges were not impressed.
"Keep it up and I'll take fifty points away from Slytherin."
by Dave
on November 13, 2017
at 3:28 am
Causality hath no fury like a child spurned.
I'd say she must never use that power for evil, but... well. It's gonna be used for evil.
by Dave
on November 8, 2017
at 2:49 am
All it needs is a llama for the drama.
by Dave
on November 6, 2017
at 3:34 am
Life is full of hard choices, isn’t it? —- Fanart update! LadyxChrii drew me a gleefully plotting Selkie: Thank you, Chrii!
I felt moved to ladybug it up. >_>
by Dave
on June 2, 2017
at 3:09 am
“In the event of my sudden passing, you will find my killer on Terrorhammer Isle. Look for the giant unicorn skull.”
11 Murderglitter Lane Doom Precinct, Terrorhammer Isle 733786
by Dave
on May 31, 2017
at 2:38 am
"I gots you a rock. It's totallys froms the underwaters colony ands nots from outs in the parking lots."
by Dave
on May 29, 2017
at 3:57 am
I mean depending on who or in what circles you ask, Amanda may not be wrong.
One could also replace civilian wit that OTHER c-word... customers ... brrr...