For non-Americans, Child Services is a generic name for government agencies that investigate child endangerment.

Selkie should probably not joke about that.

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So real quick, before
we start eating, whats everyone doing after dinner?

We'll probably head home.
Selkie has to
do her practice.

Yay!

And then chores.

Gross.

Oh, but you
LOVE chores!

Gross.

Like taking out the trash.

Gross.

And Crook's litterbox.

I'ms callings
Child Services.

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