Foraging 101

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THEO
Made some steaks!

What did the rest
of you come up with?

MARTA
Mashed potatos!

Some honey rolls.

And Todd found
some roasted plantains

THEO
Oooh, where were
those hiding?

TODD
Finding edible food
at these sorts
of gatherings is
a survival strategy
one learns by doing,
not telling.

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.