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TEHK (VO): So... dumped at five, huh? Sucks.

SELKIE (VO): Tries nots to thinks abouts it.
Doesn't works, buts I try.

TEHK: Yeah well. Sucks to be Momless, I guess.

SELKIE (VO): Sames.

SELKIE: Question though. Why'd you tries to bully Amanda just to gets your thing fixed?

TEHK: So you couldn't say "No".

SELKIE: ...Remembers thats part abouts throwings this at people's heads?

Right at the snoot