Gene: Going to make a statement posed as a question; it was totally random chance and not intentional – at all – that a page showing the heart break of a War Orphan showed up in time for the Memorial Day Weekend, right? Right!?
Chorus: oh no, kind Sir, Dave does not make political appeals, he wouldn’t!
Gene: what about emotional appeals? Hmmmm?
SFX: (crickets)
Just for the record, imma state here – so you all know about it – I’m not going to cry or even tear-up; thinking about Thek being in Grade School or Middle School and being not only a refugee – but an Orphan Refugee.
That’s Orphtan; as in a child without parents, not Orften; as in frequently.
Did they fix the size issue?
What’s there to blackmail him over even?
“Tehk has a family photo”? “
‘You’re in the orphan club with us. Join us. Join us.’
We accept him, one of us; one of us, gooble-gobble, one of us.
Gene: Going to make a statement posed as a question; it was totally random chance and not intentional – at all – that a page showing the heart break of a War Orphan showed up in time for the Memorial Day Weekend, right? Right!?
Chorus: oh no, kind Sir, Dave does not make political appeals, he wouldn’t!
Gene: what about emotional appeals? Hmmmm?
SFX: (crickets)
Just for the record, imma state here – so you all know about it – I’m not going to cry or even tear-up; thinking about Thek being in Grade School or Middle School and being not only a refugee – but an Orphan Refugee.
That’s Orphtan; as in a child without parents, not Orften; as in frequently.
Are… are you the Pirate King?
Is Selkie already developing her supervillain skills?
She’ realized all skills take time to master, so better start early.