Is this the real life? Or a science-fantasy?
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AVERY: The meeting is at this office at nine. You have until then to shower, dress. Collect yourselves.
AVERY (VO): See you four there.
THE DOOR CLOSES. THIS WAS AN IMPORTANT PANEL TO INCLUDE.
TODD: Hey, so, why don't I take the girls out to get some breakfast? Maybe give you some space to decompress?
ANDI: That would be great thank you.
ANDI (VO): Hey... Todd?
ANDI: Is... is this real?
TODD (VO): Yeah. Yeah, it is. Do you want me to stay?
ANDI: The only fully-formed thought I can process right now is an escalating urge to go fling myself into my girlfriend's bosom and panic-cry.
TODD: Fair and valid.
AVERY (VO): See you four there.
THE DOOR CLOSES. THIS WAS AN IMPORTANT PANEL TO INCLUDE.
TODD: Hey, so, why don't I take the girls out to get some breakfast? Maybe give you some space to decompress?
ANDI: That would be great thank you.
ANDI (VO): Hey... Todd?
ANDI: Is... is this real?
TODD (VO): Yeah. Yeah, it is. Do you want me to stay?
ANDI: The only fully-formed thought I can process right now is an escalating urge to go fling myself into my girlfriend's bosom and panic-cry.
TODD: Fair and valid.
I'm probably goiong to skip to the meeting and not do a scene of banter in the drive through, but only because right now I am very mad at whoever continuously fails to service McDonald's ice cream machines.
Jessie: Oh no, what’s wrong?
Andi: Legally I can’t say
Jessie: Oh no, what did Selkie and/or Amanda do this time?
Also fair and valid XD
Andi’s reaction is pretty justified, I think. Up to and including the desire for Comfort Bosoms™. Consider how it must feel to her: It wasn’t that long ago that Andi was still grappling with the knowledge that Sarnothi existed at all.
Learning that *Sarnothi* are capable of “magic powers” is one thing – they’re a different species. Knowing they can do this might be weird and scary, maybe, but that’s just one more aspect of their “not-human” characteristics.
Learning that her own biological daughter is capable of this? That’s a reality changer.
Too bad she is currently legally bound to not toss herself into bountiful comfort bosoms…
I like big girls, don’t judge.
Nothing wrong with having a ‘type.’
Well I mean, she can totally fling herself into bosoms, it’s just the explaining why she wants/needs to that can’t happen legally.
Caught in “bosom” slide, no escape from reality…
Open your eyes…. Lasers in the sky you will see…
I’m just Sarnothi, I need much sympathy,
Because Sar’teri won, others no,
Little life, left below
Any way the tides flow,
doesn’t really matter to me…. to me…
Mama mutilated Scar, shot a laser through his head
Ripped his arm off, left for dead…
Mama, did you know he was my dad
But now you’ve had to go and hide away!
again, I friggin LOVE how these two coparent. its beautiful.
Those machines are a racket. DOJ a won’t do anything about it, because they’re still in the drive-through lane, waiting for their McFlurry with sprinkles.
When real life IS a science-fantasy. O_O
What time even is it? How long do they have to get there? At least a couple hours I’m assuming.
What else are bosoms for? ^_^
(Okay, a few other things, technically. I mean in the sense of a rhetorical “what better purpose?” question.)
Angel on Shoulder: No no, he has a point.
Who the hell schedules a meeting at 9am?
it should be obvious who: The Government…