She’s been working very hard to upgrade from flashlight to spotlight

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SELKIE: Okay so, I really really REALLY shouldn'ts
do this but.... Just this once...

SELKIE: I can LIGHT THINGS UP!

AMANDA: I’ve SEEN that. That’s still all you’ve got? Where’s the lasers, hmmm?

SELKIE: Well, I'm still practicing.

SELKIE: Plus, I dunno ifs Mister Pohl actually WANTS to teach me lasers and blasty stuff. I think the word he used was "ethical culpability"?

SELKIE: I thinks it's an adult word for "I don't wanna".

AMANDA: Ugh, whatever. Turn that off, it's annoying me.

On today's Very Special Episode of Selkie: Humility is for cowards and ethics is laziness: an American Guidebook.