Knife Monopoly is invented by this person.
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TODD: Thanks for dinner, guys.
MARI: Oh, you know it's our pleasure, dear.
MARI: Now, I want you to be sure to bring everone by this weekend for a game night while we have your sister in town.
TODD: Of course. Wouldn't miss it.
MARTA: KNIFE MONOPOLY!
STEVE: The deadliest game.
TODD: Don't pick fights you can't win, little sister.
MARTA: Oh, you'd better come ready to DANCE, boy!
AMANDA (dreamstruck): Knife Monopoly, you say...
TODD: Knife Monopoly isn't real.
SELKIE: But it coulds be...
MARI: Oh, you know it's our pleasure, dear.
MARI: Now, I want you to be sure to bring everone by this weekend for a game night while we have your sister in town.
TODD: Of course. Wouldn't miss it.
MARTA: KNIFE MONOPOLY!
STEVE: The deadliest game.
TODD: Don't pick fights you can't win, little sister.
MARTA: Oh, you'd better come ready to DANCE, boy!
AMANDA (dreamstruck): Knife Monopoly, you say...
TODD: Knife Monopoly isn't real.
SELKIE: But it coulds be...
Haggling in Knife Monopoly will cost you an arm and a leg.
Regarding the secret text:
Not necessarily YOUR arm & leg, but an arm & a leg.
“Secret text”?
Have since found the little purple circle.
I love this family. Especially how ‘Manda and Selkie fit in so well…
I thought the most dangerous game was Bear-Back Dynamite Badminton.
Indeed.
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Therapist: Knife Monopoly isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.
Knife Monopoly phrase:
Knife Monopoly… still ends less friendships then regular Monopoly
Aww, the kids are starting to connive together.
XD Amanda and Selkie could be the best super villain team there ever was.
This family is perfect for two savage sisters. I mean that in the very best way we can be savage. I also love how the relationship between Amanda and Selkie is evolving. They get each other, even when they’d rather not. And they don’t know it yet, but they already have each others backs.
Oh, wot you said! Those two are emerging as prime stealers of scenes.
Wait… Bring “everyone?”
EVERYONE, everyone???
Even… “Her”…?
You mean Andi? I mean she was over at Theo and Mari’s for Christmas.
I remember reading The Most Dangerous Game in high school, and I rather enjoyed it if I recall.
And Rainsford decided he had never slept in a more comfortable bed.
Let’s see…
Anytime you purchase a deed or collect rent, it isn’t handed to you, it’s placed in the middle of a cutting board between you. The [provider] holds the knife raised, waiting for you to move. If you can snatch your goodies off the cutting board before the knife falls, they’re yours! If you flinch away and the knife-point pins the goods to the cutting board, the [provider] gets to keep them.
…and if you’re both too stubborn to chicken out, and too slow to take what’s yours… there’s a well-stocked First Aid kit waiting beside the banker’s tray.
Game continues until all but one player is eliminated… either by traditional bankruptcy, or passing out from blood loss.