“No homework, no chores.” Oh no… noooooooo. “And no watching the Bad Robots lady on Youtube.” OH NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! ↓ TranscriptTODD: Selkie, you understand WHY I'm grounding you, right? SELKIE: You hates fun? TODD: Knock it off. I'm grounding you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Everything’s ruined forever ↓ Transcript:SCHOOL BELL RINGS: GEORGE: Ugh, class. GEORGE: But listen, Sel, don't stress it, okay? I'm sure Te Fahn wasn't serious. SELKIE: Yeah, okay. GEORGE: Besides, with all the supervillain talk, you're probably on a hit list[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some of you have reported to me an issue with clickable links and buttons generating pop-up ads as you browse Selkie. I spoke to my webhost, and they found (and removed) malicious code that somehow got onto my site. I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hope so too. ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Ha ha ha, okays, you got me. Good joke. …Rights? TE FAHN: I-I don'ts think so. I heard it from m-mys neighbor. Before we left h-home. TE FAHN: His dad worked w-with Echoes. He said[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A couple people get face-blasted, and new laws tend to spring up. ↓ TranscriptTE FAHN: Turn that off! TURN THAT OFF! SELKIE: Aaah! AMANDA: Ugh, thank you. TE FAHN: Y-you can't, you CAN'T do that at school, Selkie! SELKIE: Aaw,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
She’s been working very hard to upgrade from flashlight to spotlight ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Okay so, I really really REALLY shouldn'ts do this but…. Just this once… SELKIE: I can LIGHT THINGS UP! AMANDA: I’ve SEEN that. That’s still all you’ve[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As we all know, Selkie is an extraordinarily humble person. ↓ TranscriptAMANDA: “Echo” is that stuff you work on with the doctor-guy right? SELKIE: Weeelll, since you’ve beens so good… SELKIE: It’s like super-rare sarnothi magic. I’m still learnings it,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Pew pew ↓ TranscriptLOCATION: Recess AMANDA: I still say we should have tried to torture Tehk a little SELKIE: Next times. TE FAHN: Cans we please PLEASE not talk likes that? GEORGE: Aaaw, they don't mean it. TE FAHN: I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Universal word ↓ TranscriptTE FAHN: Um, I'm sorry, buts… what's a "bridesmaid"? KEISHA: They stand around and look pretty. TEHK: What? Who told them they're "pretty"? MINA: Tehk! That is inexcuseable. SELKIE: Murder? AMANDA: Murder. SELKIE AND AMANDA: MURDER!!! MINA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They chose “Tell” ↓ TranscriptMINA: Okay, it's Show and Tell day. Would anyone like to go first? SELKIE AND AMANDA: WE DO WE DO WE DO WE DO! MINA: Oh, my! Such enthusiasm! Go ahead, girls. SELKIE: So, we haves[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…