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AMANDA: Uhhh.... hi, Te Fahn.

TE FAHN: Hi. Uuhh, what's that?

AMANDA: What's what?

TE FAHN (VO): You have a sarnothi barrette!

TE FAHN: Ooooh, what’s it do?!

AMANDA: It... doesn't?

TE FAHN: It's gots resonance relays! Oooh and a pakdaire!

TE FAHN: What happens if you lower the sliders?

AMANDA: Uuuhh...

TE FAHN: Is it an eel repellent? If it is, why isn't it shrieking?

AMANDA: Selkie, help...

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