Don't tell Fern
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2017 comics.
Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.
Originally was going to have a delivery person saying Todd's line, but I decided Todd probably would do the more sensible thing and just self-assemble it.
Pop em out, suck em down. Candy. ↓ TranscriptGEORGE: Okay, so, what are you bring in? SELKIE: A trick… SELKIE: I tolds a few people I was bringings pizza… Heh heh heh… But the TRUE feast is a slaps in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Audrey 2 has taken this as a personal challenge, AND as a dinner invitation.
When flower turns to poison ivy ↓ TranscriptMINA: Okay Class, we're going to be having a special treat for lunch today. MINA (VO): One of us is having a birthday celebration today, and she's treating the class to pizza. JESSIE:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
HMMF 2: the HMMFening
Grumpy boi ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Good morning, Te Fahn! TE FAHN: Morning Selkie! How’s your day? SELKIE: Going super! Bout to gets super-er! TE FAHN (VO): Oh, good! What's going on? SELKIE (VO): Secrets!!! SELKIE: Hey Tehk! How’s my favorites test[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you can't say something nice, grumpo about it
______________________ read ______________________ ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: I miiiight asks Dad to bring a cheese and a sausage pizza too. Ifs your good. AMANDA: You’re so merciful. AMANDA: Okay, so real answers this time? What do you want for your birthday? SELKIE:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.
With halibut pepperonis ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Eeeee! I can’ts wait for lunch! AMANDA: Oh no. What happens at lunch? SELKIE: Asked Dad ifs I could have a pizza party in class! He's pickings up some sardine and cod pizzas. AMANDA: PLEASE[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
sardines and cod with ... I dunno what the crust would be, bone meal and gelatin probably.
I honestly thought I was being parodic with Andi’s boss, until I joined a subreddit where people share bad work experiences. Aaaaand holy crap, some employers are off their rockers. ↓ TranscriptTODD: Okay, girls, lets get moving on breakfast. AMANDA:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Background info / lore notes: Selkie's May 24th Birthday is actually the day she was dropped off at the orphanage. They had no other sources to derive a birthday from. Plo Quar wouldn't even kow becuse she was on the run when she had Selkie and didn't really have a way to track calendar passage. Therefore, Selkie's TRUE birthday is lost information. But no one's told her that because it's kinder to just let her have a dedicated day for herself.
Special Breakfast ↓ TranscriptTODD: Got some pancakes for breakfast, Amanda. AMANDA: Hnng. Thanks, Dad. Any chance I could try coffee? TODD: No. TODD: Bone meal-battered fried steak for the birthday girl. SELKIE: EEEEEEEEE!! TODD: And a concoction I came up[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Made myself want milk chai writing this one.
