The dialogue in panel 1 was suggested to me by a reader. Thank you Moina! And I think this brings the Food as Distraction tally up to 3 so far. If this were a different style of comic, I would probably have Selkie pull a Monterey Jack at some point.

I believe this is also the first time we’ve had a clear look at the license plate on Todd’s car. We’ve seen it before, but it was illegible due to artist fail. XD

If you’re having trouble figuring out what the license plate means, here is a hint: Who do pirates call to build their ships?

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.