Selkie knows how important first impressions are. After all supervillains are like puppies, you need to establish dominance early or they’ll wreck your property.
Thankfully however, very few supervillains poop on your carpet.
Selkie knows how important first impressions are. After all supervillains are like puppies, you need to establish dominance early or they’ll wreck your property.
The supervillains I’ve met are NOT like puppies. Cats OTOH, they are the real supervillains. Everyone knows cats rule the world and us pitiful humans are just kept around to serve them.
The cats are certainly sure of that.
You got it all wrong, mice! Mice rule the world and are the real brains of the operation.
Don’t panic! Cats eat mice.
Strange..why have all the dolphins suddenly disappeared? :/
Dog: “The humans shelter me, feed me, keep me warm… they must be gods!”
Cat: “The humans shelter me, feed me, keep me warm… I must be a god!”
Nooo, you have it backwards. All animals and by extension, all humans, are, on some level, jerks. Dogs are TOO nice, they have to be up to something. Cats on the other hand are completely honest about being adorable little jerks. You have to respect that.
I am SO looking forward to everyone actually meeting this “supervillian”!!
X-D
I’m wondering if she’s going to have to change into something aquaticly friendly anyway.
In the flashbacks we have seen them wear seemingly regular clothes, though they might end up being from some special materials or whatever.
Problem is that in this outfit, Selkie’s feet and one of her hands are covered.
and now I will never see cheetah underwear the same ever again
Mina: “Mr. Smith? Selkie voiced a rather odd combination of adult concepts in school today. Would you be able to explain to us how she came to believe that ‘cheetah underwear’ is a form of ‘power suit’?”
Tod: “…I would not. And my ex has some explaining to do.”
Andi: “Um… Look, standing in front of large groups of people to show off your first major public gallery of your artistic work is nerve-wracking. It helps a woman’s confidence to wear sexy underwear underneath the business suit. Even if no one gets to see it, YOU know you’re dead sexy!”
Tod: “That’s not the issue, Andi! Why did I never get to see these cheetah underwear when we were dating!”
mwah haah haah haah