Trust me, Todd… this isn’t the big secret plan. This is just the first step in making the big secret plan more palatable to the masses. Plus this was probably faster than a surf board because they already had a working model to base it off of.
At the risk of ruining the joke, I must admit this is not one of those clear cut cases, though. Mutual monetary interest is probably one of the strongest and least discriminate bonds between communities throughout history.
A surf board doesn’t need magical power to move it. I could just imagine the chaos if people actually had access to hover boards. I saw a kid last weekend riding one of those mono wheel things and all he had on was basketball shorts, thinking of the possible roadrash makes my skin crawl.
I think DEHPPO is perfectly cool, and very pronounceable as an acronym: dɛʔpəʊ. think the UK pronunciation of “Depot”, but put a glottal stop between “Deh” and “po”.
Trust me, Todd… this isn’t the big secret plan. This is just the first step in making the big secret plan more palatable to the masses. Plus this was probably faster than a surf board because they already had a working model to base it off of.
Yeah, this seems VERY likely to be “we slowly phase in sarnothi tech to society as toys before the lasers come out.”
I was just thinking that myself.
“Coming soon, from Mattel!… or maybe Hasbro.” 🤣
Definitely Mattel, they own the Power Wheels brand.
But this has no wheels at all!
I picked Mattel bc they did the hoverboard for “Back to the Future.”
It is not always clear whether the government agents work for the interest of national security or just the profit margins of some corporations.
And then there are cases when it’s abundantly clear.
At the risk of ruining the joke, I must admit this is not one of those clear cut cases, though. Mutual monetary interest is probably one of the strongest and least discriminate bonds between communities throughout history.
Yes, the “Silver Scooter-Rider” doesn’t have quite the same cache.
Wait. Is this really the Big Secret Plan, or just a cover story to distract humans from their Real Secret Plan?
we need a PittBull. NOW.
This honestly feels like a knockoff.
A surf board doesn’t need magical power to move it. I could just imagine the chaos if people actually had access to hover boards. I saw a kid last weekend riding one of those mono wheel things and all he had on was basketball shorts, thinking of the possible roadrash makes my skin crawl.
Project Desensitizing Humans to Echo Powers, Phase One initiated.
I’d have figured out a way to make it a cool acronym instead, but I haven’t got enough coffee installed yet.
How about:
D esensitizing
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P owers
I think DEHPPO is perfectly cool, and very pronounceable as an acronym: dɛʔpəʊ. think the UK pronunciation of “Depot”, but put a glottal stop between “Deh” and “po”.