This guy better not be the kind of slime who forcibly smashes cake in his new bride’s face after being told not to. Though I suspect Martha may be that kind of person. Grandma may be the kind of person who will threaten disenheritence if that happens.
My roommate’s wife (and her family) were adamant that she was not considered married until the cake-smashing had taken place. My roommate’s parents (native Vietnamese) were mightily confused.
I pulled a reverse on my wife, I said it would be okay if we both did it (because she wanted to but was scared as well), but when it happened, she smashed and I only did it daintily so she didnt mess up her make up or dress.
She gave me a stare but I just gave her a cake covered grin.
My dad told my mom that he would get as much cake on her face as she got on his. She made a point of getting a tiny bit on his face, so he made a point of getting a tiny bit on her face. I always thought that was a good way to approach it. (When my husband and I got married, we were going to do about the same thing, only the cake did not want to stay on the fork, so I ended up making more of a mess than I intended. But it wasn’t on purpose.)
“She turned me into a newt!”
“A newt??”
“… I got better.” 🤣
That’s the bit I quote when I tell people about when I got killed: “I got better.”
This guy better not be the kind of slime who forcibly smashes cake in his new bride’s face after being told not to. Though I suspect Martha may be that kind of person. Grandma may be the kind of person who will threaten disenheritence if that happens.
My roommate’s wife (and her family) were adamant that she was not considered married until the cake-smashing had taken place. My roommate’s parents (native Vietnamese) were mightily confused.
I pulled a reverse on my wife, I said it would be okay if we both did it (because she wanted to but was scared as well), but when it happened, she smashed and I only did it daintily so she didnt mess up her make up or dress.
She gave me a stare but I just gave her a cake covered grin.
I’ve been around since before cake face-smashing was a thing. I’ve never understood the motivation behind it.
I hear you.
Here’s my brand new wife. We just got married. I love her with all my heart.
So I’m going to smash food in her face.
That is about the stupidest damn thing I’ve ever heard of.
My dad told my mom that he would get as much cake on her face as she got on his. She made a point of getting a tiny bit on his face, so he made a point of getting a tiny bit on her face. I always thought that was a good way to approach it. (When my husband and I got married, we were going to do about the same thing, only the cake did not want to stay on the fork, so I ended up making more of a mess than I intended. But it wasn’t on purpose.)
In b4 Selkie makes a potential mistake.
I hope he lets her go ask Marta for him
inb4 selkie lets him in and amande gets pissed