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SELKIE: I miiiight asks Dad to bring a cheese and a sausage pizza too. Ifs your good.


AMANDA: You’re so merciful.


AMANDA: Okay, so real answers this time? What do you want for your birthday?

SELKIE: Hmmm...

SELKIE: I kinda wants a Switchten, ands a few games. Saws a chemistry kit that looks likes fun. More dinosaur dresses.

SELKIE: I really shoulds wear dresses agains...


AMANDA: Anything in, like, an allowance range?

SELKIE: Huh? Why?

AMANDA: OH my GOD, you really are the younger sister.

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