Lisa is the secretary, not the principal or any administrator. For those who don’t remember.

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LISA: Do you two realize this is your third time in here for fighting?

SELKIE: It's nots their fault, ma'am.

LISA: Oh, this story should be delightful.

SELKIE: We weres just playing, and...

SELKIE: Ands politics attacked.

LISA: Politics. Really?

SELKIE: Yeahs ALL ups in there withs the politics.

AMANDA: I can’t tell if she’s helping us, or making it worse as a joke.

TEHK: You're a joke.

AMANDA: Shut it, Freckles.

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.