Your five-year reminder that Selkie’s cell phone canonically still exists.

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SELKIE: Grandpa, cans you show us how to do curvy stuff?

THEO: Been thinking over your chair design, huh?


SELKIE: I needs to learn mores about makings things, so I looked up chairs. I like the curvy ones.

SELKIE: You use a lathe fors that, right?

THEO: Very good! How did you learn that?

SELKIE: Internet!

SELKIE: Dad says I haves to do one educational thing on this befores I play games. I usually reads the news app.

AMANDA: I read the news once, the same day I failed a math quiz. Never again.

Real chairs have curves (that's a bad pun even by my standards)