Archive for comic
Pandora is a 5-Star limited-time summon who will be powercreeped into uselessness in about six weeks. ↓ TranscriptANDI: Todd, can you please explain chips and… water parks? TODD: My sister got a treat for the girls. AMANDA: PLLLEEEEEAAASSEEEEE! ANDI: Yeah,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A master work of subtlety ↓ TranscriptSELKIE: Okay sos, what’s the plan? Cookies? AMANDA: Naw, I don’t see any chocolate-chip. SELKIE: Veggie Chips? AMANDA: Eeew, gross. SELKIE: Hot Bombs? AMANDA: No, but I may try those later. SELKIE: Mister Tennis[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
New plans made ↓ TranscriptANDI: Hey, listen, before you… well, flee. ANDI: So, I didn't drop names obviously, but Todd knows I'm seeing "someone" now. And it occurs to me… ANDI: Maybe I can ask him if we can arrange[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shutting efficiency of mouths runs parallel to the incentive coefficient of the bribe. ↓ TranscriptJESSIE: AAAAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! ANDI: Todd sent the girls away, no idea how long! JESSIE: I'm sorry I'm sorry! I shouldn't have come over,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
1500th comic. 1500th comic. Holy crap. 1500th comic. ↓ TranscriptTODD: So, she's here? ANDI: Yeah. But I don't think she's up for meeting my ex yet. So… TODD: Right. I AM LEAVING! I, THE EX-BOYFRIEND, AM VACATING THE PREMISES! ANDI[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oops ↓ TranscriptANDI: Heeeeyyy… Todd. Todd-o. The Toddster… sup? ANDI: Uhhh, where's Amanda? TODD: I put them on an errand. Sounded like… something delicate going on? ANDI: Christ. I am so sorry, I know how this looks. I was working[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Grease the wheels, with butter and brown sugar. ↓ TranscriptTODD: Okay, we're here. So, I forget am I NOT asking her, or… AMANDA (vo): ASK ASK ASK!!! SFX: knock knock UNKNOWN VOICE: ACK! ANDI (VO): Oh crap, that must be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let the perpetual rumination begin ↓ TranscriptAmanda: Man, I really wanna do that water park beach whatever thing. AMANDA: You're gonna ask Mom tonight, right? You won't forget, right?!?!? TODD: Amanda, YES, okay? I'll ask tonight. TODD: Why do you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Knife Monopoly is invented by this person. ↓ TranscriptTODD: Thanks for dinner, guys. MARI: Oh, you know it's our pleasure, dear. MARI: Now, I want you to be sure to bring everone by this weekend for a game night[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…