If anybody knows a way to safely impale my forehead with one of those maple syrup spigots and drain the fluid build-up in my sinuses out, I’d appreciate a Youtube tutorial on how to do that and not die, thanks.
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Selkie in a bad 80s cop movie:
"YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, SMITH! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!"
"The wholes SYSTEMS is a loose cannons!"
"YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, SMITH! TURN IN YOUR BADGE!"
"The wholes SYSTEMS is a loose cannons!"
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