Got a friend to assist with the Chinese dialogue, since I don’t trust Google with english-to-asian language translations, but as always open to suggestions if it needs polishing.
Translation in the transcript, if you wish it.
↓ Transcript
TODD: Thank you for bringing the kids. Do you need help with them?
LILLIAN: No, I do not.
LILLIAN (VO): I brought an assistant with me.
TODD: Assistant?
LIANG (VO): She NEEDS one!
LIANG: She breaks her back taking work she cannot handle!
LILLIAN: I handle it perfectly well, thank you.
LIANG [Chinese]: Lillian my dear, your kind heart is the only thing taller than you.
LILLIAN [Chinese]: Liang, I'm so tall only because I have your support.
LIANG [Chinese]: Ah? Are you calling me a step stool?
LILLIAN [Chinese]: Yes, but you are MY step-stool.
SELKIE: Hi, Mister Zhang! What were you saying?
LIANG: I was saying "nosy birthday girls lose their gifts".
SELKIE: Hee hee. I missed you, too.
LILLIAN: No, I do not.
LILLIAN (VO): I brought an assistant with me.
TODD: Assistant?
LIANG (VO): She NEEDS one!
LIANG: She breaks her back taking work she cannot handle!
LILLIAN: I handle it perfectly well, thank you.
LIANG [Chinese]: Lillian my dear, your kind heart is the only thing taller than you.
LILLIAN [Chinese]: Liang, I'm so tall only because I have your support.
LIANG [Chinese]: Ah? Are you calling me a step stool?
LILLIAN [Chinese]: Yes, but you are MY step-stool.
SELKIE: Hi, Mister Zhang! What were you saying?
LIANG: I was saying "nosy birthday girls lose their gifts".
SELKIE: Hee hee. I missed you, too.
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