Had a snack tray for the family to munch on during Christmas, cheeses salami shrimp and some smoked salmon. Turns out the salami was bad. >_>

we know it was the salami because Mom and my toddler nephew didn’t have any, and they’re fine. The kiddo just threw it on the ground when anyone tried to offer him salami. He is the wisest of us all.

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.