So guess who found out that he hadn’t read his invoices properly for the last YEAR, and learned tonight his former webhost had been double charging for Sue andKathryn’s hosting?
Now guess who had to do some scouring of invoices tonight to get his money back?
Read your invoices fully people. Don’t be me.
I eagerly await the comments that last panel will bring
On the other hand, hooray unexpected money.
Maybe now we’ll learn more about Trunchbull’s rascist comment.
yep, humans are weird, no way to arguing that point 😉
i´m kinda freaking out right now about pohl still having his webs in the flashback – don´t tell me the fan theory was right and they forced him to mutilate himself just to become more useful!
Some animals have been observed to engage in anal sex or even self-pleasing, it’s probably weirder that sarnothi don’t. :p
there´s anal sex and there´s shoving foreign objects up your butt. humans do the weirdest things to get off – did you know that they had to change the design of a best-selling vacuum once, because too many guys injured themselves sticking their privates in the pipe? not that female´s are much better, some producers of champagne actually put warning labels on their bottles not to use them ‘that’ way because if the corc pops inside it´ll cause quite a bit of damage to the cervix
Yea but I think animals don’t do that because they don’t have vaacums, not because they are any less weird/kinky. :p
Indeed! This I is one of my specialty areas. Ladies, gentlemen, NBs and others; animals can be kinksters.
Wombats, pidgeons, dogs, cats, monkeys, hippos. (Let’s not talk about the ducks, for now.)
They canz as individuals, develop sexual infatuation with inanimate objects and with other species.
… I could write so much here, but I do have an issue in recognizing appropriate parameters, so I’m gonna stop before I get there.
I think Gryph might be referring to the wild moose up in Maine who got infatuated with a farm cow, … She did not return the sentiment, but she didn’t need an order of protection, either.
@GeneseePaws, referring to a WHOLE LOT of cases. Like, hundreds of well documented cases and hundreds of thousands of casual observations.
I’m currently looking up any known cases of animals using objects for anal stimulation. I’m expecting a short list, but who knows?
Not even for sexual pleasure necessarily.
Sometimes it’s just “I wondered if it would fit?”
There’s also some correlation between kinda stupid behaviors like this with being either children, or having consumed enough alcohol or drugs that the applicable amount of life-experience or judgement is the same. 😛
Oh my wow… I cant imagine being that naïve… The shock from the internet must have damn near killed him.
I know the reason he has no webs, but I’m not saying 😛 I shan’t ruin it for everyone. ALSO. Yep, Pohl there’s a whooooole chapter on people doin’ butt stuff, and the reasoning is always “I fell on it.”
“Eh, I was bored.”
Humans are obsessed with the orifice. We have songs about it and in some cultures, like Japan, entire classes of mythological creatures dedicated to it. Know how kappas steal your soul? Shove their hand down your rectum.
Face it, humans are nasty.
I… Did not know that about kappas. Mind you, I’ve not yet had reason to research them, there are so many fairyfolk to learn about!
If I recall correctly the theory relates to how drowning victim often have, er, an open or distended anus, and the kappa was blamed for the phenomenon. And clearly I have done too much reading on Japanese folklore to know that.
Well, this makes the inclusion of kappas in some of my favorite family-friendly video games a little more questionable….
I think that lots of human doctors are shocked by that.
Sarnothi don’t do that? really?
Humans have terrible habits of abusing our body’s in all sorts of ways… Also don’t ever Google all the “hot trends” – “Health fads” about putting objects into the female bits.
I thought the added S to non-plural words was a child thing?
Also, you have him saying “DOS that”, with the extra S on DO, and then saying “does they”.
He learn English from watching Buckwheat in Our Gang shorts?
You need to read this; https://selkiecomic.com/comic/selkie416/
and this; https://selkiecomic.com/comic/selkie417/
I’m a fan of a podcast dedicated to dumb news stories, and every newyears eve they have a segment called “The Rectal-spective”. The very best of the very worst things people shoved into themselves
Thanks for the tip! Will check this out.
It’s on every Monday night at radiodeadair.com, and its call what the fork is wrong with you? (Hint: One of these words isn’t right.)
“Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.”
Something I said on… I think it was NotAlwayRight?
“From what ER nurses have told me, if something fits in your hand it has probably had to be removed from someone’s bottom. Consider that your money probably fits in your hand.”
A while ago I found a web forum for medical professionals, with a thread called “Things I Learned From My Patients”. About half of it was how easy it is to trip and fall in such a way that something gets lodged in there.
i had mice that did that
Do you have a sense for the morbid and no respect for the contents of your stomach? Then try looking up goatee and see what you find.
Its at least better than blue waffle.
um… you spelled it wrong, and in the interests of public decency, i shall NOT correct it for you.
What I was taught in the A+Networking class, is that most websites (way more than half) tailor your search responses to fit your search profile. They (Google & Co.) track the all and everything you search on, and filter that with what country, ethnicity, gender, and what you have searched for in the past. Truly frightening. It will scare and scar you.
What I mean is, (the missing point to my post) is that two people who do the same search, using the same words, and the same search engine, may get Very Different results. Especially if they are logged into a gmail, FB, or other media accounts, or are on Android or chromebooks.
I have seen the X-rays… Lets just say that a surprisingly vast array of items are “accidentally sat on”. I can never look at a Buzz Lightyear toy the same way again.
Worst of all, even if it really was an accident – none will ever believe you.
To be fair the department of pryfreeology at your local Emerg probably removes more things from toddlers’ noses than they do from adults’ butts. Early one morning after waking to hear my one year old screaming in her crib I took her to the Children’s Hospital in Montreal. She had pulled a model airplane down from where it was flying from a thread attacked to the nursery ceiling and stuck the nose cone up her own nose. The admitting nurse was quite amazed – hers was the fifth consecutive unrelated registration that morning in the Emergency Dept. all for a child who had something stuck in its nose.
Remember people; it must have a flanged end and NOT be hollow or porous.