I don’t know why some little kids are fascinated with wallets, but His Royal And Amazing Majesty Sir Mark is among their number.

(if you can’t read the tiny teensy text for the itsy people in the background, I have provided a transcript for ease of reading.)

Amanda: (shoves Ricky) You got me in trouble, jerk!
Ricky: (flails backward) Ha ha–ow!

↓ Transcript
Amanda: (shoves Ricky) You got me in trouble, jerk!
Ricky: (flails backward) Ha ha--ow!

Today's edition of the Secret Commentary is empty, because Dave failed to come up with something for it.